What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

He : Tea ?

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

Why do people immediately disregard subjects such as flat earth, without opening their minds/taking time to research?

He : Then let's have some coffee

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

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He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

Me : I don't drink coffee also

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

What do dreams about dead people mean?

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Me : I don't drink

What questions are asked in a JP Morgan Hirevue interview?

Me : Thank you.

He : So, are you seeing someone?

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

How do you deal with neighbors who are always telling you what to do?

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

My girlfriend lied and said she never gave oral until me. She was very skilled. I’m upset with her lying. Do I dump her?

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

Me : Because it's month of August.

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He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

I want to touch my sister’s boobs. What do I say?

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

Why do liberals think it is okay to steal votes while the rest of us obey the law(s)?

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

Who is the most dangerous or evilest person of all time?

He : I'm 24.

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

Me : No

Why are people saying that Trump is fat when he is an athletic 6 foot 3 and 215 pounds?

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

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Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

Why are so many US conservatives in this day and age still against racial mixing? They won't say it in public, but they are still against the mixing between Blacks and whites? Why?

Me : Sure.

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?